WARNING
All the fan fiction on the following page has been inspired by the character of Craig Gilmore.
If you are interested in submitting work for this site, please take a moment to look through the submission guidelines
Access to The Reading Room is limited to adults over the age of 16 years
as some material may be considered unsuitable for minors.
Please continue only if you understand this warning.
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Dear Devotees of Craig Gilmore,
Due to reported remarks, which have managed to reach us through a long and extremely
convoluted route, we understand that there are apparently people reading stories on this site
who are being rather shocked by some of the, shall we say, graphically depicted erotic content
of some of the fiction. So we are assuming the warning splash page was either being bypassed
or completely ignored, so we have added in this message.
In order to the minimise the incidence of heart and hypertensive attacks occurring
amongst this section of the population, we have decided to rigorously institute the
Filth Rating System
Each story will be rated, according to the highest level of erotic incidents/content
therein.
The rating levels are as follows:-
NF - Not Filthy
No-one removes any clothing, no erotic acts take place, suitable for maiden aunts and
others of a very sensitive disposition.
MF - Mildly Filthy
Garments may be removed, lips may be meeting. Suitable for maiden aunts with a
bit of a history.
QF - Quite Filthy
Garments are removed, sloppy kissing and wandering hands. Suitable for those aunts
who are well over fifty and have a LOT of history.
UF - Unbelievably Filthy
Garments don't stay on long, much sloppy kissing. Hands, fingers and other bits of
the anatomy and/or objects inserted into various other bodily orifices. Suitable for
those aunts who have been around the block, the town and the world more than
a few times!
So, for example, "Unconditional", although rated as reasonably well written, will be
marked by the highest Filth rating available, UF - Unbelievably Filthy, whilst
"May He Finally Find Peace", again well written, will be marked as NF - Not Filthy.
Please choose the level of spice in your reading carefully!
Regards
The Filthmeister,
www.craiggilmore.co.uk